did i allow u to have fun without me


Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

So the roommates friends are gone, I’m wide awake and want to know the best part? He’s conveniently asleep. Fuck this shit rn


Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

Who the fuck needs sleep when your roommates friends are rampaging through your apartment at 3a.m. I cannot fucking wait to move back into my parents.


my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle)